Huhguhum! In the spirit of Dr Zuess !
By AUS-Golly

Tis 15:14 and the forum is quiet in the house...
Not even a stir, or a fart from a mouse....
Golly sits at his desk burried under 1km of rock...
Contemplating wether or not to play with his...
PSP, I wish, you dirty minded fools...
So Golly goes ahead and polishes his tools....
Thinking only 3 hours till home time and beer...
Whilst thinking and guessing if EK is queer....
With ESP teasing him that his lap times are slow....
Tis 15.20 , 2.5hrs to go....
Will I succeed at Albert Park this weekend....
Or off to the meatworks my 2IC have me sent....
Oh Rfactor Oh Ausfactor how my life you have ruined...
Will Bill take the podium or Checkaz a shoein....
80 Gig later my hardrive is bursting....
Oh Beer oh beer for you I am thirsting....
As Ausfactor swells at the seems its members.....
As EK double checks the size of his member....
Base its for sure 1000, by now he must think...
But Duke confirms, yes its me that stinks....
A gangster he thinks, for he loves purple Jazz....
But a likeness to Ron Jeremy he really has....
Oh how the hords all wish for Bathurst Legends...
Oh how the hords all wish for Bathurst Legends...
Sorry had to say that twice as I suffer from Terets...

Ode to the Forum... lifes blood for the board....

Thankyou, thankyou , love you all....